Comments on: Maybe the Beauty Queen was right

By: revenants

revenants — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:02:23 +0000

Awww, we should bless these people for making our lives more interesting

By: Bildo

Bildo — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:08:32 +0000

The “Denver?” line is golden.

By: rao

rao — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:59:23 +0000

Some people simply amaze me.

Yesterday, I had a user call me and say, “My wireless mouse isn’t working.” I said, “Is the receiver plugged in?” “Yes,” she said with a sigh. “Do you have a lot of stuff blocking the receiver?” “No,” she said sounding annoyed. “Are you sure the battery in the mouse is good?” “I’m not an idiot,” she replied sounding a bit testy.

Thinking to myself, “No, it couldn’t be,” I asked with some trepidation, “Did you turn the mouse on?” “No,” she said. “I didn’t want to run down the battery.”

By: brackishwater

brackishwater — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:00:47 +0000

I was going to attempt a quick comeback to the person who originally asked that but the Denver statement trumped anything I could have come up with.

I’m anticipating a new entry to the Darwin awards any day now.

By: Keen

Keen — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:16:20 +0000

I would have said Dark Elf. *shrug*

By: LadyPao

LadyPao — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:07:46 +0000

*facepalm, headdesk*
On the other hand – how do they look in an evening gown? Now, you just need to convince them to seek employment in the Pageant Industry.

LadyP.